ALIENS have purportedly landed on one of East Devon's most prominent landmarks, Roundball Hill, and I'm still not tempted to light up.
As my reporter investigates the claim, I'm sat behind my desk quite confident that any UFO sighting will be quickly explained away. Watch this 'space' to find out!!
For anyone about to reduce the strength of their Nicotine Replacement Therapy, don't worry. I did - and for nothing. After five weeks without a cigarettes, the reduction was painless. I was light-headed for an hour or so, but that was it. No terrible cravings. No urge to fail.
Beam me up Scotty!