SOME horrific things can happen to goldfish.
Reading up on fish diseases, I discovered one common ailment can cause them to bloat and develop spikes.
Pray, I never have to witness that!
Although I love watching goldfish, memories of 'floaters' from the fair haunt me.
My worst nightmare was played out on TV last year, when a comedy series showed a fish jumping out of a river to attack an angler.
However, I've now seen something MUCH worse - courtesy of the news.
Murderer and former music producer Phil Spector's ugly mug is like something out of a horror film.
If it's not a reflection of a debauched lifestyle or plastic surgery gone wrong, surely he's wearing a mask?